Dead Man's Drop Transcript

Gunther Magnuson: Ladies and gentlemen, behold the world greatest daredevil! Kick Buttowski! (kick grunts)Kick? Kick are you okay?

Kick Buttowski: It's just pain, Gunther.

Gunther Magnuson: Just pain.

Brad Buttowski : Hey, dillweed. Doing something lame again?

Gunther Magnuson: If by lame you mean facing certain doom in the most "awesomest" stunt ever, then yeah, he's lame, (with megaphone) Brad.

Brad Buttowski: Hey, everyone. My dillweed brother thinks he's some sort of stuntman. Come on, let's all watch him lame out and break his tiny little bones.

Mouth: Dude, look at that shrimp.

Man: What's your big stunt, little man? Jumping an ant hill? (laughs)

Man2: I got five bucks on multiple contusions.

Pantsy: Do they have a body cast that small?

Gunther Magnuson: Laugh now, but today you will watch in awe. As Kick Buttowski conquers...

Kick Buttowski: Dead Man's Drop.

Mouth: It's impossible.

Girl: It's never been done. Boy: You'll end up like Dead Man Dave.

Kick Buttowski: Gonna need my tricked-out, world-class speed machine.

Brad Buttowski: An ironing board? Ha! You gonna steam press your panties?

[all laughing]

Kick Buttowski: Gunther, you genius!